TEACHER: Jennifer, go to the map and find North America.
Jennifer:[COLOR=#220000]Here it is.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=red]TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?[/COLOR]
CLASS: Jennifer.
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Jennifer:[COLOR=#220000]Here it is.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=red]TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?[/COLOR]
CLASS: Jennifer.
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[COLOR=#400080]TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?[/COLOR]
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
[COLOR=teal]TEACHER: No, that's wrong[/COLOR]
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
[COLOR=green]TEACHER: What are you talking about?[/COLOR]
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
[COLOR=teal]TEACHER: No, that's wrong[/COLOR]
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
[COLOR=green]TEACHER: What are you talking about?[/COLOR]
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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[COLOR=#804000]TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.[/COLOR]
WINNIE: Me!
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WINNIE: Me!
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[COLOR=#ff6600]TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?[/COLOR]
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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[COLOR=green]TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'[/COLOR]
MILLIE: I is..
[COLOR=green]TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'[/COLOR]
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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MILLIE: I is..
[COLOR=green]TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'[/COLOR]
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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[COLOR=#0000a0]TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?[/COLOR]
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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[COLOR=#8000ff]TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?[/COLOR]
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
Your faithfull/ Dakhil Al-Ghamdi
